Nevermore Tasks 017

[hisbutler_bound]

[Beautiful and soft is the blade as it caresses the flesh, slicing right through the onion. The poor unfortunate chicken -- now that he knows where they usually flock at-- provides an excellent dinner. While he wants to add carrots, his head will tilt, knowing Ciel doesn't approve of them and he decides instead to add something else. He's clicked on the video for a reason after all.]

Good evening Adstringendum. I trust you are well. Ah, if it is not impolite of me to ask... [He'll begin to say, making his tone of voice very soft and inviting] .. I was wondering if anyone had any spare mushrooms to spare. I'm more than willing to trade a few eggs, or perhaps some strawberry milk from our cow. The mushrooms would compliment the garlic and the chicken I'll soon roast.

[The knife moves quite fast, snapping down sharply into the cutting board. Ah, and he should ask Alphonse about his beloved feline. He hopes Kitty is watching.] Alphonse if you could. Mm, it has been a while since I've seen you. Your soft hair. The way your eyes shine. That soft cry when I touch you. So needy in my hands.

[Yes, he's talking about the cat, not Alphonse. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Squish. Squelch. The blade stops and he glances down. Strange. When was he so careless. He glances down at his finger impassive at the now three pieces it is in.]

Ah, that hurt...

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[Video]

[hisbutler_bound]

Yes, they are, Merlin. [He's not going to give him anything pertaining to himself.]

[Video]

[lastdragonlord.livejournal.com]

... so are you capable of the latter? Or are you just behaving like every other too-tough-to-acknowledge-the-pain-to-the-point-of-stupidity macho man here?

[He's like a dog with a bone, this boy. And he's so sick of people dancing around his questions.]

[Video]

[hisbutler_bound]

I'm afraid I do not understand your question. Anyone is capable of recovering from a finger. I am well practiced in stitching small body parts. A butler should always be prepared.

[Video]

[lastdragonlord.livejournal.com]

But it's not so simple as just sewing it back on! There are... are bits [Because nerve endings and similar might be just a little bit beyond sixth century learning.] inside the fingers that have to be connected just right so you can move them after.

The blood vessels too!

[Video]

[hisbutler_bound]

[An extremly polite overly bright smile]

Which is why I am heading over to Miss Unohana's clinic immediately.

[Video]

[lastdragonlord.livejournal.com]

Good, that's all I ask.

[Video]

[hisbutler_bound]

I appreciate the concern. [Even if he doesn't]

[Video]

[lastdragonlord.livejournal.com]

[Well Merlin's certainly not going to be able to tell.]

[Video]

[hisbutler_bound]

[Poor Merlin. You stalker.]

[Video]

[lastdragonlord.livejournal.com]

[alskdaklsfh STALKER?]

[Video]

[hisbutler_bound]

[Stop watching. You creeper! Even though that makes Sebastian a hypocrite]

Is that all?

[Video]

[lastdragonlord.livejournal.com]

[You're watching too! -soooooooo mature-]

H-huh? Uh, yes. You should probably go have that looked after now. [And maybe, just, maybe, Merlin's beginning to wonder why this guy can be so calm when he's just cut off a finger, but he's just going to go ahead and turn off the PCD anyway.]