Nevermore Tasks 017

[hisbutler_bound]

[Beautiful and soft is the blade as it caresses the flesh, slicing right through the onion. The poor unfortunate chicken -- now that he knows where they usually flock at-- provides an excellent dinner. While he wants to add carrots, his head will tilt, knowing Ciel doesn't approve of them and he decides instead to add something else. He's clicked on the video for a reason after all.]

Good evening Adstringendum. I trust you are well. Ah, if it is not impolite of me to ask... [He'll begin to say, making his tone of voice very soft and inviting] .. I was wondering if anyone had any spare mushrooms to spare. I'm more than willing to trade a few eggs, or perhaps some strawberry milk from our cow. The mushrooms would compliment the garlic and the chicken I'll soon roast.

[The knife moves quite fast, snapping down sharply into the cutting board. Ah, and he should ask Alphonse about his beloved feline. He hopes Kitty is watching.] Alphonse if you could. Mm, it has been a while since I've seen you. Your soft hair. The way your eyes shine. That soft cry when I touch you. So needy in my hands.

[Yes, he's talking about the cat, not Alphonse. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Squish. Squelch. The blade stops and he glances down. Strange. When was he so careless. He glances down at his finger impassive at the now three pieces it is in.]

Ah, that hurt...

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[video]

[iceandivory.livejournal.com]

[He may not have been talking about Alphonse, but, heavens, how was anyone else supposed to know that?]

...What?

[video]

[hisbutler_bound]

[He scoops up his finger and presses it against a cloth, pressing it back against his flesh, moving to turn around and head towards the water, getting some ice]

Ah, do not be alarmed. I'm sure this can be stitched. It didn't come all the way off.

[saucey]

You're not going anywhere near Alphonse or I'll cut off your limbs.

[Your wording. IT FAILS.]

[hisbutler_bound]

Ah, but if I don't go near him, then how will I hear that voice again when I touch the fine hairs under the belly?

[Someone stop him now]

[Video] 1/idek

[exarmatio]

[Video] 2/?

[exarmatio]

[Video] 3/?

[exarmatio]

... a-are you--

[Video] 4/5

[exarmatio]

... wh-wh-what kind of... w-with... touching...

[Video] 5/5 done I swear

[exarmatio]

... wh-what do you want with Al?

[motherofalchemy.livejournal.com]

What exactly have you been doing to my son?

[She'd normally be concerned about his fingers, but it sounds like he's creeping on her son. Priorities. Trisha has them.]

[hisbutler_bound]

Ah, Miss Trisha. It is wonderful to hear your lovely voice again.

[Oh, had Alphonse told him about their little flight and his kidnapping? He's a little disappointed]

I assure you it was just a little harmless fun, madame. I meant him no harm.

[video]

[nimquesse.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't knows you, but she found that bit about Alphonse horribly creepy and will just stare a bit.]

...Ahem, you need to be a bit more careful and not be daydreaming when you're handling sharp objects.

[video]

[hisbutler_bound]

Usually I am far more careful. I'm able to day dream and concentrate. I suppose this is just a slip of the hand.

[Video] because somebody has to freak out over that finger and it might as well be Agni.

[toservemygod.livejournal.com]

YOUR--YOUR--

I am not so well trained in first-aid, but please, with your finger--!

ALLOW ME TO HELP YOU! WHAT COULD YOU DO WITHOUT THAT FINGER?!

[It seems there are tears in his eyes.]

[Video] Oh God.

[hisbutler_bound]

[He'll consider that. Without a finger he wouldn't be hindered in any way. Sebastian would just be flawed in some grotesque fashion of only containing 9 digits per a pair of hands]

It is a small fix. A few stitches.

[Video]

[flameandpassion]

[CREEPY. CREEPY. MAN.]

... what?

[Video]

[hisbutler_bound]

[VERY CREEPY]

Hmm? Have is disturbed you?

[Voice] I'm not going to lie, I laughed my ass off reading that post.

[innerfirewithin.livejournal.com]

[He's already established that he's not talking about Alphonse, which is priority number once. Priority number two is the fact that this guy's finger is in three pieces.

... and he doesn't seem to care.]

You don't need help?

[Not that Zuko would give it, but he wants to see what Sebastian is going to do about that. This guy is a fucking weirdo.]

[Voice] Gooood I've been needing to do something worthwhile

[hisbutler_bound]

No, that is quite alright. I'll just stitch it and it'll heal on its own, good sir.

[saintedsinner]

-=Someone pinged by creeper saying Alphonse.=-

[private]

[saintedsinner]

You touch my brother, and I'll touch you.

[neverquitedies.livejournal.com]

I have a few mushrooms.

[hisbutler_bound]

Oh? That would be most helpful. What would you like in return?

[Video]

[trollinurgarden.livejournal.com]

Mister Sebastian, your finger!

[Wait, ghosts dont bleed, do they?

....

Zombie!]

[Video]

[hisbutler_bound]

[Oh Finny..]

An unfortunate accident, but I've taken care of it.

[Video]

[al_truism]

[Al's face is bright red, and he looks almost more angry than embarassed.]

... Sebastian.

[Video]

[hisbutler_bound]

[He's been waiting for you. But wait? No Kitty? Did she miss out on his words? ]

Hello, Alphonse. Is she sleeping then?

[other-sights.livejournal.com]

[Now that he's sure Sebastian wasn't talking about something scandalous and shaming...]

No one cares about what you do in your personal time.

[The second part is that bit with his finger. He's never once seen Sebastian make a blunder like that. On the one hand, it's amusing, on the other... it's worrying.]

Have you treated your finger?

[hisbutler_bound]

My apology, my lord. I'm afraid my thoughts got carried away.

[Unpopular to belief, it seems quite a lot of people care what he does in his personal time, even if its just to keep tabs on him. But he won't say it]

I've disinfected, stitched and wrapped it. Hopefully if all goes well...

[Which means its perfectly fine]

[Video]

[lastdragonlord.livejournal.com]

[Though the first part of your post was seriously creeping Merlin out, the fact that you seem to have cut off your finger is much more important to him at this point. Notably, however, he doesn't appear to be queasy from the visual, just distressed.

Also, he's yelling at you for not seeming to care.]

What do you think you're doing just standing there? Find the nearest healer to fix it before you lose it for good!

[Video]

[hisbutler_bound]

Your concern is appreciated, but there isn't a need to worry. I can stitch it and settle it back on. But yes, I suppose I should see a healer to properly make sure it is fine.

[Voice]

[sleightofhearts.livejournal.com]

I do believe you have a little red on you.

[Voice]

[hisbutler_bound]

[He idly glances at his finger, his eyes slitting a little though they return to their normal human irises]

So it seems.

voice | sob so late

[daintydressing.livejournal.com]

S-Sebastian! Oh my-- you need to get that treated right away!

[Hysterical loli is hysterical.]

voice | sob so what :3

[hisbutler_bound]

Calm down, Miss Elizabeth. I will get it treated as soon as I'm able. A little washing and stitching will help. I'm already taking care of that.

[huntressrip.livejournal.com]

[Well, you had her attention with the chop. squish.squelch.]

Vell... zhat looks like it should hurt more.....

[hisbutler_bound]

It hurts, I just see no reason to panic. A butler should be ready for anything.

[bunny_flower]

Ara, Sebastian-san ... ? I do not think you will require healing, but in case you do, please do tell.

[hisbutler_bound]

I was wondering the same thing. I can stitch it, but others have voice their concern that I should at least get it looked at.