hisbutler_bound | Nevermore Tasks 042

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Nevermore Tasks 042

Hello, Adstringendum. I trust you are well.

It's come to my attention that several of you have far too much free time on your hands and while most of you turn to destruction instead of something more productive, I think I might have something that'll take up at least an hour or two. That is, if you wish to indulge.

[Oh, it's sinister alright, or at least to Sebastian. He moves down, arms tucking underneath the arms of a mixed mutt of a puppy - a bit of german and holland shepard, plus some husky- that is far from purebreed and thus very distasteful to Sebastian. He lifts it so the PCD can see. ] This is Bane -

the Fluffy! [Sebastian twitched faintly at Undertaker popping up suddenly then disappearing behind him.] Ahem, as I was saying. This is a puppy, rather new to the household and while very full of energy and quite rude of me to ask I think I will either way.

Does anyone wish to play with him?

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So lazy, Mister Butler.

[Just chilling out somewhere behind him, laughing under his breath.]

I myself find it rather clever.

No matter how clever, it's still lazy.

[Griiiin.]

[Hmph]

I am simply using what resources I have around me to complete a task.

[Ha ha~]

La~zy.

[Snapping a cookie between his teeth, head tilting for a moment.]

Are you sure it's only for play, hm?

Lazy would be making you do it, Undertaker.

[He rather hates holding the puppy like this, but he has to keep it level]

There are many who would love to play with it and thus it is beneficial for me to allow them.

I already play with him.

[IN THE HOUSE.]

[Bane's starting to squirm at this attention and he tightens his hold slightly]

Oh? [BAD UNDERTAKER]

Mm~hm. So full of energy.

[YOU NEVER KNOW.]

[Slightly suspicious. He only allows Bane in the lower rooms near the door but no where near the kitchen]

Yes, which is why he needs as much play as he can get.

[THAT PUPPY HAS BEEN ALL OVER THE HOUSE except Ciel's room.]

Bane is such a good boy~

He's learning, if that is what you mean.

[Because until he is perfect, Sebastian won't acknowledge he's a good boy. BAD UNDERTAKER, repeat.]

If he weren't such a good boy he wouldn't be learning.

[Guess who slips him the occasional treat?]

[Treats are for good boys >:|]

That is your opinion and I cannot change it, so it is pointless to for me to point out anything different.

[He knows where you hide the catnip the neighbor gives you for the cats, Sebby. The dog, that is.]

Tired of ever trying?

No, not at all. It is just not the logical thing to do. I don't need you to defer to my opinion of the dog.

[Don't give catnip to the dog...]

[The dog is the one who finds it, and then the cats get into it.]

No one said you had to, I think he's a good boy.

[Good dog and yet bad dog. Cats stop manipulating the pooch]

Precisely. This is why your opinion won't change.

[He was very useful to the cats already!]

I wonder if he will always be that fluffy.

[At least there is that...]

If he is then he'll have to be groomed regularly. Yet another chore.

Have fun come bath time~

He will have to learn to sit during bath time.

[He already hated it]

There's always bribery.

No, I believe I shall stick to the carrot and trick.

[He spoils that puppy when you aren't looking.]

Whatever works for you.

[Offline, just because]

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